Time is money, laziness is profit.

See your salary tick up while you do absolutely nothing.

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(The WeAreLazy App tracks your full slacking history, lets you challenge friends, climb the world leaderboard, and even count the days until retirement.)

Everything you need to master the art of doing nothing...

Procrastination Stats
Procrastination statistics showing daily, weekly and monthly lazy time
Days Until Retirement
Countdown to retirement
Laziest Jobs Ranking
Job position leaderboard comparing lazy earnings
Laziest Industries
Industry comparison showing laziest sectors
Stealth Mode
Stealth mode turns your screen into a clock for discretion
Color Themes

and so much more to discover.

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